Another
day, another article about the dysfunction of Congress. Why oh why
can’t Congress get its shit together and do their motherfuckin jobs?
What sort of warped suckitude is Congress working up to ruin everyone’s
summer, you ask?
Sen. Reid is threatening to bust out a Congressional nuke in order to virtually ditch the filibuster to more swiftly move the Prezzy’s judicial nominees because he is sick and tired of the GOP mucking things up. How will this happen, you wonder? Buckle your safety belt, we are about to get medieval on this filibuster shit, Wonksplainer style.
First, we have to understand the process for judicial and other nominees who need Senate approval. When the Founding Fathers brought the Constitution down from Mt. Sinai, The LordTM ordained that the Senate give their “advice and consent” to certain judicial and executive positions, such as Cabinet secretaries, Supreme Court justices, Federal Court judges, Ambassadors, dog walkers, back-up drivers, Air Force One pilots, food tasters, babysitters, Seal Team Six members, and anyone who will participate in a threesome with the First Couple (that last one was waived by unanimous consent during the Reagan and Bush I presidencies).
In The Beginning, there were a couple hundred nominees. As time moved on, more and more were added. President Kennedy had 850 Senate-confirmed positions in his administration, and now President Obama has 1,215 to fill. And that’s not counting various judges that need to be confirmed by the Senate. Many positions sail through the Senate via a process known as unanimous consent. This is basically a process where no Senator objects to a nominee (or even a piece of legislation) and it passes the Senate because no one cares enough to say no. This is how most stuff passes the Senate, no lie. Yay Democracy!
However, the Senate L.O.V.E.S to make more and more positions Senate-confirmable. This way, they have more power to completely dick around with the President and hold up his nominees for completely arbitrary reasons like whiny little babies who demand that they get their way or they will whine and cry and hold up your nominee even if they poop their pants. Srsly, many Senators will hold up minor nominees for months for completely unrelated issues, or in order to add an amendment to a completely unrelated bill, because they have the power to do that, and are just dickish enough to do it.
So where are we going with this? Ah yes, the filibuster reform.
To hold up nominees, Senators threaten to filibuster them. This is not the romantic notion of the filibuster, a la Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. No talking is actually necessarily. Basically, just the threat is enough to keep the process from moving forward because like the rest of America, the Senate is just pretty damn lazy, or something. It’s complicated and not exactly relevant for this post. Anyway, Senators threaten to filibuster and the only way to move forward is through invoking cloture.
Cloture is pretty much a made-up Senate word that means to put a time limit on debate. This way, Sen. Asshat McClownfart (R-Flyover) can’t yap his pissflaps forever and keep something (like a judicial nominee or health care for poor people) from moving forward. But it takes 60 votes to invoke cloture, which ain’t that easy to do because all the Republicans in the Senate suck at the teat of Tea Party monies, and the Tea Party hates to see any laws pass because liberty.
Even if cloture is invoked, debate is limited to 30 hours, so nothing can pass for like 2 days even after they get cloture. And if the GOP really wants to throw a wrench in something, they can try to filibuster a bill twice, meaning it takes 60 hours (one can filibuster both the motion to proceed, and then the final passage of a bill. Congress is complicated and ridiculous).
The GOP in the Senate has decided that the only liberal position it will take is the liberal use of the filibuster. They filibuster EVERY GODDAM THING all the time, which is why nothing can ever get done without 60 votes and an assload of floor time. When Dems were in the minority in the mid-2000s, the Senate filed for cloture between 60-80 times per two-year session. Once the GOP became the minority, those numbers skyrocketed to almost 140 times, per data from the Washington Post.
Sen. Reid (D-ScrappyDoo) is finally mad as hell and not gonna to take it anymore. He is threatening to go nuclear, which is basically to use a little-known Senate procedure to change the process on some nominees so that a simple 51-vote majority is enough to get folks confirmed. He has changed the rules once before back in 2011 after the Senate had moved on to final passage of a bill, and it caused Sen. McConnell to basically flip his shit.
At the beginning of this Congressional session, Sen. Reid had the opportunity to support Jeff Merkley (D-OR) and Tom Udall (D-NM) and other liberals in a comprehensive filibuster reform effort. He wussed out, and ended up working with Sen. McConnell on a watered-down agreement that basically sucks. They agreed that the GOP would rein in filibustering qualified nominees and limit cloture to less time if it passed if Sen. Reid would allow a more open process to add amendments to bills.
Now, however, there are three vacancies on the D.C. Court of Appeals, commonly considered the second-most powerful court in the land. President Obama is set to announce folks to fill those positions. Take it away, Mother Jones:
The strategy appears to be simple: nominate three judges who are left-of-center but basically uncontroversial, giving Republicans no legitimate hook for opposition. If they filibuster anyway, implicitly breaking their promise earlier this year to rein in their obstructionism, maybe centrist Democrats can finally be persuaded to support serious filibuster reform.The Dems are also angry about GOP stall tactics with other nominees, such as Secretary of Labor nominee Thomas Perez, EPA nominee Gina McCarthy, and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Richard Cordray, among about a zillion others.
In a nutshell, the GOP does everything in its power to ensure that Congress doesn’t get anything done, and President Obama can’t make many of his Constitutionally-mandated appointments. This is the obstruction that is commonly blathered about in the media, but no one takes the time to explain, so then people blame all of Congress, rather than the FUCKING GOP ASSHOLES who are actually the ones mucking up the system and wasting time because they are sore loser crybabies who hate Our Glorified Leader, His Excellency Barack Obama, Esq.
However, Sen. Reid has said that he won’t begin any nuke-dropping until after the immigration bill moves, so it could be July before we see these fireworks (get it – July… fireworks? Whatever, you people only appreciate peener jokes. Fine, we’ll finish with one).
Let’s hope Sen. Reid can swing his turgid penis in the face of opposition, and spray the entire Senate with the sweet release of filibuster reform!
[HuffPo/Mother Jones/Washington Post/The Hill]
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DO IT!!!
In case any of the above is unclear:
For fuck's sake, do NOT make another empty threat--DO IT!!!!!
Of course, this would place all the power in the hands (or is that ass) of David Vitter.
Bomb-bomb, Ry-an.
OK, then maybe there was a point to caving on this issue earlier in the year.
That said, my previous comment above still applies...
Or maybe you can only filibuster if your mistress has had an abortion in the last six months.
They don't care about you people.
~
So Yertle admits that if his side is no longer allowed to do everything possible to prevent the Senate from getting anything done, his side is out of business. Good to know.
/FFS
http://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n_Y
Do this thing.
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"
Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
The US Senate: where representative government goes to die.
He should have been set out to pasture a long time ago. And we're the ones who have to end up hating ourselves for rooting for his useless ass because goddamn DSCC won't back any liberal Democrats because they're so busy sucking up to Wall Street and the corporate teat.
You could find a better Senate Majority Leader if you chose from the phone book at random. And that goes for Nancy Pelosi too, I'm sorry to say.
There, I feel better!
"Sen. Asshat McClownfart (R-Flyover) can’t yap his pissflaps forever...."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
[sob]
the real dog and pony show is the whole good cop/bad cop BS that we're subjected to. Harry and the rest of the Dems like the status quo just fine and only go through these motions to appease the base and when the GOP gets a little too greedy. 90+ out of 100 Senators care FAR more about their Senatorial privilege and the trappings of the institution than they do about the welfare of the country
/Notholdingmybreath
Just saying.......
A turgid, blacksome Kenyan penis; that could bring the baggers to their knees.
WHIP IT OUT, USE THE FUCKER; MAKE THEM WHIMPER FOR MORE
I never understood that need of getting 60 people out of a 100 to agree. In fact, supreme court decisions comes down to a 5-4 vote not a 6-3 or 7-2.
I'll believe it when I see it and I doubt we'll see it because Harry Reid is an invertebrate.
"Sen. Reid Threatens to Drop a Nuke on Congress...With Votes!"
BTW, isn't it crazy that returning the body to a slightly more democratic stance is called being "nuclear"? Somehow, considering the idea of moving to a simple majority is equivalent to Harry Reid piloting the Enola Gay over Japan.